The Most Random System

Chapter 1113 - 497: It’s Not Very Clean Anymore (Part 2)

Her voice sounded a bit weak, a bit hoarse from haste.Chh, she probably sucked her roommate’s lad a bit too much.

Talking about sleeping, it seems it really is night now.

"The squad returned early, bringing back some unexpected findings."

Little Green walked to the bedside but didn’t immediately sit down. He looked down at the woman wrapped in the covers and slightly frowned:

"You... Why does your face look so bad? So red, and your voice is hoarse? Are you feeling unwell?"

Lin Li’s eyes lit up - is it coming OvO?

The roommate on the bed next door suddenly had a dark thought - is it coming TAT?

"Ah? Oh..." The woman stammered, "I... I do feel a bit chilled... Maybe it was the afternoon window ventilation... It’s a bit cold..."

"Caught a cold?" Little Green immediately got a bit anxious:

"I said you should be careful about the temperature drop! Do you need some medicine? Do we still have some at home? If not, I can see if I can apply for some, where is it—"

"No, no!" The woman quickly raised her voice to stop him, afraid he would rummage through the room: "It’s not serious, just sleeping will help, really!"

Little Green stopped his steps, his face filled with almost overflowing sympathy:

"It’s all my fault, for not taking good care of you... making you worry."

Suddenly, his speech halted.

"Hey, Pingping, why is this bed wet... and is there some strange smell... huh, huh huh—"

Little Green stopped walking and seemed to be sniffing with his nose raised.

"Sweating from the cold is quite normal..." The woman’s voice also became urgent and flustered, "As for the smell, you must’ve smelled wrong, there’s absolutely no smell, right..."

"Ah, maybe I smelled wrong," Little Green nodded and didn’t suspect much, just shook his head: "This bed is so messy, how can you sleep well? Let me reorganize it for you—"

"Hey—"

The woman wanted to stop him, but it was already too late.

Little Green froze: "Pingping, why is there a pair of men’s boxers under your pillow?"

Lin Li: "OVO!!"

Roommate: "TAT!!"

Lin Li instinctively looked towards the roommate’s crotch.

The roommate is wearing pants now, can’t see inside, so is it free down there?

Yikes, gross, better stay away.

Faced with such a fatal flaw, the woman stammered, "I, I, I... I missed you, so I sleep with your boxers and smell your scent for comfort."

Lin Li was shocked to the point of absurdity, is that really such a ridiculous reason?

Little Green, it’s your turn now, question and expose it all, let the blood flow!

Lin Li rubbed his hands like a fly.

Under Lin Li’s expectant Divine Sense, you only ’’see’’ Little Green stand up, his voice somewhat moved: "Pingping, I’m sorry, sometimes I really can’t be with you because of life..."

Lin Li: "?"

F*ck, he believed it?

The roommate sighed in relief, while Lin Li was completely let down, expressionless.

Not recognizing even your own underwear, what a waste.

Where did this idiot come from?

Perhaps Lin Li’s expectations had some effect.

"Hey," Little Green picked up the underwear and hesitated, "Is this really my underwear? I have this color, but isn’t it a bit too big and baggy?"

Lin Li’s gaze again darted towards the roommate’s crotch.

Yo huh?

Still deeply hidden?

Surely, those familiar with adult material know that Yellow Hair is often associated with something as powerful as a giant dinosaur.

Soon, Lin Li noticed the roommate also looking at his own crotch.

Hmm? Is this a challenge?

Lin Li sneered coldly: "I’m definitely not inferior to you."

Roommate: "..."

The roommate didn’t expect Lin Li to still be speaking at this point, he bit his teeth and just laughed, but now he was more worried about the situation on the bed, looking anxious.

"Is this really mine?" Little Green uncertainly gestured and asked.

And the woman, just as anxious as the roommate faced with such a situation, bit her lip and smiled a smile worse than crying, then covered her head with the blanket: "My longing for you made it stretch out..."

Lin Li: "O.o?"

Even causing trouble on purpose can’t say such things.

Little Green, it’s truly your turn now, question and expose it all, let the blood flow!

Little Green hesitated a moment: "Long... longing?"

Keeping absolute silence both inside and outside the bed.

"..."

Finally, it was Little Green’s elevated and moved voice that broke the silence: "Pingping, you truly love me, I’m really sorry—"

The woman was momentarily stunned: "Ah? Haha, ah! Of course~"

The scenery outside the bed suddenly turned sweet.

Inside the bed.

Roommate: "OvO!"

Lin Li: "☉_☉?"

This little green is a pure wild dog.

Something you can believe in this lifetime.

Even my grandma’s senile second uncle’s grandfather is smarter than this little green.

Is it possible that this little green, like Hu Fei, is an Awakened, but the price of awakening is turning the brain into a big fool?

If that’s the case... Thinking of this, Lin Li turned his head, giving a cold stare toward his roommate.

This little green is already dumb, and you guys still bully him?

Adulterer!!

Lin Li was a little pissed!!

Meanwhile, his roommate, after confirming that it was temporarily safe outside, relaxed his tense muscles. That smart energy came back, ready to continue the interrupted topic from before—

He turned his head, in the darkness he looked in Lin Li’s direction and made eye contact with Lin Li, lowering his voice to question:

"Bro, I just had an experience similar to this idiot fool’s, and discovered those similar situations he found. Only I’m not as much of an idiot fool as he is, I simply didn’t go into detail due to my identity issue!"

"If you dare to do it, be ready to admit it. Now the evidence is conclusive, are you still going to argue? You really don’t have to deceive a brother-in-law who even tasted your guy juice, right? I think it’s unnecessary!"

Lin Li: "O.o?"

How come this guy suddenly jumped up angrily.

Is this a case of the guilty accusing first.

"Yellow Hair Brother, don’t you understand human language?" Lin Li frowned, somewhat annoyed:

"Are you using the strategy of spiritual victory now? It’s fine to deceive a buddy, getting tricked once by you is really no big deal, I can laugh it off, but don’t fool yourself too."

"I swear, I’m really not here for an affair, what you ate really wasn’t mine, it could just be some abnormal white discharge, rest assured, is this okay now."

"Still arguing?" The roommate heard this and seemed disappointed as he looked at Lin Li, chuckling angrily:

"You even swear on it, then I swear too, if you’re not here for an affair, I’ll suck your guy juice for life, wherever you shoot, I’ll suck it up! And I’ll do it with style and sound, I’ll do it exquisitely! I’ll do it immaculately! I’ll suck out a grand boulevard!!"

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li now somewhat suspects this buddy is here for a free meal and drink.

Couldn’t be a two-headed plug, right?

Could it be he just invited himself to participate in the cuckold plan because he had his eye on him?

The "Fire Separation Sword Nourishing Gourd" appeared in his hand, Lin Li wasn’t planning to play any hide-and-seek games with these people anymore.

Others can’t make the blood flow, then I’ll do it myself!

Hmm?

Lin Li’s actions paused slightly because the system has released a task—

[Return home again, this time choosing a different location, but unexpectedly an accident happened, luck played a joke on you, leading you to someone else’s bed underneath.

Due to a misunderstanding, you were even thought to be a scoundrel here for an affair, as an Immortal returning from the Cultivation Realm, how can you bear such an undeserved wrong?]

[Task Triggered!]

[Task Two: Inform and convince the remaining four people present that you are not an adulterer here for an affair, and establish your image.]

[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Lifespan increased by 20%; Random system item*1; System Currency*100]

And the most rare thing is that this task doesn’t require "translation," it can be understood literally.

It completely aligns with what I was planning to do anyway.

On the bed, at this moment, little green is still talking sweet nothings to the woman.

And Lin Li’s eyes looked at his annoyed roommate, smiled wickedly: "Yellow Hair Brother, I..."

Paused at that.

Roommate was dumbfounded: "What do you mean, are you finally ready to admit it? Like hey, this was something you could’ve admitted right away..."

The words afterward were inaudible to Lin Li.

Because when the human brain is focused on thinking about certain things, it automatically blocks out surrounding sounds.

Eyes looked back at the system.

[Inform and convince the remaining four people present that you are not an adulterer here for an affair, and establish your image.]

Wait a minute.

Four people.

Remaining four people.

Four.

Apart from myself.

Little green, roommate little Huang, woman.

Isn’t this only three people?

Lin Li mechanically stared at his roommate, looking at his genuine-seeming emotions at the moment.

If, from the beginning until now, I haven’t lied, and my roommate, he hasn’t lied either.

Swallowed a gulp, Lin Li’s Divine Sense swept outward, scanning toward the only possible hiding place in the room, the wardrobe.

"..."

"..."

"Hey." Lin Li patted his roommate’s shoulder.

"If you don’t agree to suck mine then don’t touch me! It’s not fair!!" roommate protested unwillingly.

"Don’t bother about those unimportant matters, let me ask you," Lin Li calmly inquired: "That person hiding in the closet, do you know them?"

Roommate: "?"

Hmm? Another expert?