The Most Random System

Chapter 1106 - 494: Xiling Was Actually Filming The Matrix_3

After all, right now the system only has two directions for missions: the Cultivation World and the Mecha World.Theoretically, if the mission content matched the worlds I could visit every week, there should also be a Doomsday World mission. But so far, it’s never triggered even once, so I’m not factoring it in.

The Dumbass System works like this.

And while the rewards from the Cultivation Realm missions are, compared to the Mecha World, clearly better—after all, Cultivation Techniques and Cultivation can fundamentally boost my strength—

The problem is, the misaligned trigger points for Cultivation Realm missions are way too broad. So broad that most real-world objects, if you overthink them, might all trigger missions. It’s not really suitable for targeted exploration.

But the Mecha World is different.

Because it’s very obvious the system treats real-world electric vehicles as Mecha, so if I center my activities around them, the odds of triggering missions go way up.

If I were even qualified to take the tests for those A1 A2 B1 B2 classes of driver’s licenses, Bai Bufan would’ve signed up for one at least.

But if just getting a driver’s license can trigger a mission, then owning a car should very likely trigger one too, right?

As for going to a 4S dealership to buy a new car... let’s just say, sadly, I’m broke.

Still, it’s not like I can’t go at all. Once I’m done testing things with used cars, finding a chance to go and "just look, not buy" is totally doable.

And whether it’s used cars or 4S dealerships, it’s extremely hard for the stool to help. Thanks to Bai Bufan’s efforts, he has been slowly expanding and developing his social network, but most of these so-called connections are spread across a few vocational schools.

For this kind of thing, he might be able to help, but it’d be limited.

Bai Bufan plans to entrust this to the truly capable Brother Sun he met just before dawn today.

Always remember: Society’s Brother Sun!

Brother Sun has tattoos under his "leather jacket," flipped himself into civil service exams, then flipped back out to be a man of the streets. He’s basically the fully evolved form of the stool.

According to apocryphal "historical records," when the bathhouse was short on staff, Brother Sun went in to scrub backs and accidentally walked into the women’s bath. The customers treated him like a vending machine and used up a whole day’s worth of body wash on him! In terms of gold content, Bai Bufan figures that even matches his own!

Sun Zhuo also said that back when he caused a bit of trouble in Sarajevo and it turned into a double homicide, Brother Sun called in more than five million people to help him settle it without a second word.

A mere used car or new car, handed off to Brother Sun? Bai Bufan can rest easy!

Feeling is worse than action. Considering Brother Sun’s main job is running a barbecue stall, he definitely wouldn’t be asleep now, so Bai Bufan simply sent him a message right away.

After more than ten minutes, the other side replied. Turns out he does know someone in that business, and under Bai Bufan’s subtle probing, it turns out she’s a woman—not because Bai Bufan wants to abuse his power for sexual favors or be some creep, but purely because a woman can greatly increase the odds of triggering a mission.

After a bit of intermittent chatting, Bai Bufan put his phone down.

There’s no time left this week.

Tomorrow he’s only free in the morning—he has to go to school in the afternoon for competition tutoring. While the tutoring content itself no longer matters to Bai Bufan now, and skipping wouldn’t be a big deal, the people who are tutoring alongside him are still very important to him.

Bai Bufan hasn’t forgotten that Ying Bao is only joining the competition because of him. If he ditched her and left her to tutor alone, that would be way too much.

And in the morning, Brother Sun and his friend aren’t free either.

But Bai Bufan isn’t in a rush; this is just an experiment anyway. He can just push it to sometime next Friday.

Wash up, chat with Chen Yu Ying, and by deep into the night, it’s time to sleep.

One last look at the group chat before bed.

Even though it’s late at night, the party queue group is still buzzing.

"Wang Ze: Shield dog!! Shield dog!! Fucking shield dog!!"

"Wang Ze: Garbage Delta, not even dogs play it!"

"Wang Ze: Renaissance, anyone up for some Counter-Strike? @All Members."

"Yang Bangjie: ’lewd pic’"

"Bai Bufan: Wang Ze, do you know who was the first in the world to ’打瓦’ (smash the Oirat)?"

"Wang Ze: ?"

"Bai Bufan: According to unofficial history, it was the Yongle Emperor Zhu Di: In the 12th year of Yongle (1414), March, Zhu Di personally led an army of 500,000 from Old Hundred Capital to campaign against the Oirats, defeated the Oirat forces at Kulun Khüree, greatly weakening their power. Because Zhu Di struck into the northern desert and defeated the Oirats, later generations, in honor of his achievement in ’打瓦’, respectfully call him the Emperor of Oirat Studies."

"Wang Ze: ?"

"Bai Bufan: Wang Ze, then do you know who in the world hates ’打瓦’ the most?"

"Wang Ze: ?"

"Lin Li: Zhu Qizhen: Don’t attack the Oirats... don’t... attacking the Oirats brings misfortune..."